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Thursday, August 26, 2010

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This is the best cockney I could do. I also think it would be funny to rig up a Paddington Bear with a pull chord, load in a ton of British slang phrases, and donate it to a children's school.

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noah wrote at 7:59am Aug 31
slippery slope, bro. slippery slope.
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Mike Gioia wrote at 7:12am Aug 31
no im definitely not quitting the strips. they're a necessary reprieve in my week. I have noticed myself trying to force coming up with a comic which may or not be a bad thing but removing the schedule takes the edge off. I can not sit on the toilet and think of something funny without the guilt of missing a day lol. thanks for the kind words tho
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noah wrote at 6:08am Aug 31
I agree with Ray, man, your strips have been just as good as they've always been. It's not like there's a quality control committee you're pissing off, it's just for fun. If you quit doing it then you'll quit having fun... we'll all quit having fun. And then what, huh? THEN WHAT!
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Rayrox222 wrote at 5:38am Aug 31
Dear Mike,

Am I the only one who fails to notice a steady decline in the quality of your work? Take the most recent Paddington Bear entry for example. Perfectly funny and on schedule! I guess if you're saying you tried SINCE paddington bear to do something it and came out so badly you didn't post it, well OK we can't know about that, but your writeup suggests you feel your work lately has been worse than usual, and I simply do not see it that way and continue to enjoy your comics. I for one will be missing them as you have apparently decided to no longer post on a regular basis. Cheers,

-Ray
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Teh Devil wrote at 12:20am Aug 31
I think you smell like feet. You know who I'm talking to.
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yo wrote at 4:38pm Aug 30
Cockney does the exact opposite... not 'ay' for 'I', but the other ways round: The Rhine in Spine sties minely in the pline.
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:) wrote at 6:44am Aug 29
hilarious
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Socks wrote at 12:09am Aug 29
hates Teh Devil.

Re the alt text: It would be funnier if the bear was rigged so it only started saying inappropriate things after 100 or so pulls.
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Nabend wrote at 2:31am Aug 27
For some reason I automatically read it as Geordie...

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