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Mike Gioia does. And my friends Jason, Alex, Theo and twin bro Anj help out. I'm 39 years old, live in New York City and have been drawing comics since high school. Check the about page for more info.
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What Say You (31)
In that body you could also put overflow: none
Great Comic! At last an update!
Phil: I wonder what overflow: scroll would do.
Could use some javascript to burn som fat using an infinite loop. while(1=1) place foot in front of other foot.
says the single guy. good stuff!
<small>love handles</small> or
<font size="-1">double-chin</font size>
or set: H2 { font-weight: -15lbs }.
cotdamn that HTML thought of everything.
Also
.newbody {padding:0}
yay! new comic!! i only barely understand it but yayyyyyyyyy!
I'm not an expert on CSS and stuff, but I know enough to find this hilarious. Also loving the above comments. :)
Finally and update, and its a good one! I have been stalking your feed for months =)
Being programmorz myself, I can assure you that people who write HTML are not "programmorz" girlfriend. Maybe "gay web transvestite" girlfriend (which is the industry technical term for those who write HTML) but not programmorz girlfriend. To say that a horrified web homosexual is a lovely programmorz is insult to every living creature, live or dead, simultaneously.
Also you are very fat Mike and so that is why you should never make fat jokes for infinity. Thank you...
Teh Devil: The masses of PHP/ASP programmers who also understand and write HTML/CSS because it's part of the job, are not impressed at your comment.
Wait, where is there HTML?
lolz
@edem
Not intended to be a factual statement, but... Myself I myself have written HTML, and that is how I know that all you paisley HTML writers are obnoxious homoeroticists. Also, I bet your a girl because your have a girl name. Therefore, you are not a real programmorz by definition.
You're honor! I rest my case.
I'm still not seeing any html in this strip.
There's HTML EVERYWHERE
ಠ_ಠ
Lol Mike... classic!
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Ome love
write code for a whole relationship...i need your advice for every possibility...if she says no and newbody doesn't equal trim oldbody...GO
You know what *I* hate, Socks? Grapefruit.
Grapefruit.
I agree, Devil. I can't really say I'm a fuge han of grapefruit either.
Eeeeeee an update! Grapefruits are disgusting, but they're not as bad as zucchini. Zucchini is the worst.
Man f grapefr00t. It's all, hey look I'm just a nice big orange, and then you eat it and you're like, man I like me some fr00t. But then the grapefr00t - which is nothing at all like a grape mind you - is like "Hyah! Here's a mouthful of gall! Sucker!" And it's so very bitter that you wonder why oh why did I think that I could ever trust this grapefr00t to be yumz?
srsly, wtf is the deals with a fr00t that ya gotta put SHUGGAR on before eaten it?
Fuckin A, men. Fuckin amen. Fuck grapefruit and the zucchini it rode in on.
Hey Mike. My girlfriend and, more importantly, her two very young daughters left me just last week. I'm as sad as an ageless anthropomorphic allegorical antagonist can be. I was going to be a daddy. A very bad daddy. But now I'm once again forever alone. All I have are explicit pictures and movies to keep me warm at night.
How about you draw a picture to lighten the mood, you know, for old times' sake? Preferably a picture of kids in a very compromising situation...
@Teh Devil: for you, anything. let me dust off the ol' wacom tonight.
Mike, you're a true pal. Sorry for making fun of your life-threatening weight problem before; I know it's really no laughing matter. :)
@Teh Devil: you told me you would delete those pictures of me. Seriously.
@Socks: Oh baby, that's just what we call pillow talk. You're adorable though. Never change. :)
Apr20ileaandyuuki das erinnert mich an meine feudnrin..sie hat gesagt nichts kann uns trennen und jetzt.. ist sie weg.. einfach so weg..sie war mein ein und alles..das beste was mir je passieren konnte,und ich vermisse sie so ich kann einfach nicht ohne sie aber niemand versteht mich.. einfach niemand.. und dann gelte ich als emo weil ich verlernt hab glfccklich zu sein ohne mein ein und alles..
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