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Monday, July 13, 2009

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Let's just hope none of them trip and fall on the ground.
 

What Say You (110)

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Christian Dior Butor wrote at 9:14am Jul 12
i love it! made me laughed :D
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Dean wrote at 9:43am Jul 12
mike, you are my hero
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Smitten Kitten wrote at 10:19am Jul 12
you gotta catch em first though...
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SirWetBiscuitJr. wrote at 3:46am Jul 13
I can dig it... But the thing is... if they were to eat a brain, what happens to it? Clearly that one in the background lacks a stomach... would it fall on the ground? That'd be gross.
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TheCois wrote at 9:57am Jul 13
where do you get the brains to start with?
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KillKyle wrote at 10:31am Jul 13
we would get the brains from useless people who poke obvious plot holes in web comics like yourself and sirwetbiscuit up there. Mike i think your missing something though possibly strapping a cart to them for transportation or having them run on a wheel....new cheep energy source!!!
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Jbo wrote at 4:06am Jul 13
Put them on treadmills and use as a power generator.
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Matt wrote at 7:27am Jul 13
Finally, a decent solution for global warming AND a zombie apocalypse. Oil? Who needs oil when you've got zombies?
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SS wrote at 9:24am Jul 13
What happens when the zombies cross each other and get one anothers' brain?
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Shockeye wrote at 2:51am Jul 14
Brilliant!
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ciucinciu wrote at 7:18am Jul 14
if i were a zombie like them, i would aproach another zombie and eat his brain and then he eats mine, then after were done we'd go out to hunt some will smiths
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Raikus wrote at 7:27am Jul 14
Zombies fall down a lot. It seems that one would soon discover if he laid down on his back he'd get brains.
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Participating wrote at 8:29am Jul 14
COMMENT
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Gleno wrote at 8:32am Jul 14
The previous comments all offering "suggestions" and discussing logical problems with the picture are tantamount to telling someone a dream that you had one night and them replying with ideas of how you could have made it better.

This is why it's so often a bad idea to let people comment on posts. <sigh>

Great picture, by the way. lol
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SUgerAnon wrote at 9:39am Jul 14
hahahahaha! Never thought I'd hear 'zombie' and 'elegant' in the same sentence...good job making me laugh.
Would the installation of the brain poles be a volunteer job? Do we still get to cut their heads off, or are the zombies considered a non-threat?
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Jon wrote at 9:51am Jul 14
The comments to this comic are obvious proof that a lot of people think about the zombie apocalypse with genuine concern. I love it.
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Billest wrote at 1:28am Jul 14
This would be a perfect use of the brains of politicians and extremists.
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cyrax171 wrote at 1:55am Jul 14
completely genius, inspiring picture
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Kayeos wrote at 2:11am Jul 14
Where do you get the brains? From animals that have already been used for their meat and hide/furs.
There is the problem of how exactly you put the contraption on the zombies unless you somehow catch them first... but if you COULD catch them it may work.
Would zombies figure out how to get the brains in any of the ways mentioned? Not likely... they're brainless... [thus why they crave the brains to start with.]
The idea of the power generator, however, was an exceptionally good idea... might as well make use of the fiends while we have them around =P
Logistics aside, it was somewhat amusing. I'll have to take a look at the other comics.
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Jason DeRoner wrote at 2:22am Jul 14
billest, genius. those worthless bastards are perfect, although it's debatable whether they even have brains to harvest.
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robrob wrote at 3:35am Jul 14
@SirWetBiscuitJr- if the brains fell on the floor,wouldnt the zombie attempt to eat the brain again. Which would mean they would just stay in one place constantly eating the same brain. lol
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Chris Ellis wrote at 7:29am Jul 14
Firstly, I would like to say that your comic was hilarious. The inevitable zombie apocalypse (or lack thereof) is one of my favorite topics and I love these kinds of things and you just made my bookmarks, good sir.

Secondly, I agree with the treadmill idea, that would be a big help in the energy crisis that all the survivors would be facing, if the technology would still be around. You could also have people serving out death sentences in prison do the work of applying the contraptions to the zombies for you and the brains could be salvaged from other heavy criminals. The inmates would have a choice of donating their brain (FOR SCIENCE) or having the very dangerous job of attaching brains-on-a-string to the zombies.

@SS, ciucinciu, and Raikus
It is typically accepted that zombies lack common sense, they wouldn't realize that would be an easier alternative. Then again, their hunger for brains could overpower that and compell them to eat the others' brains.

@SirWetBuscuitJr. is on to something of sheer genius. It would deter from the idea of using the zombies as a slave laboring power source, but it would keep the zombies more occupied.
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Mike Gioia wrote at 8:31am Jul 14
Chris Ellis, what a wonderful analysis.
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wanda wrote at 10:16am Jul 14
Wonderful idea for politicians !!! :-)
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DrDerek wrote at 1:09am Jul 15
Google "Seattle Zombie Walk 2009" and you'll see this in action. :)
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Spanky wrote at 5:35am Jul 15
That would work great until they did that grouping together zombies eventually do and then they would start eating the other zombies brains-on-a-stick.
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Dan Cole wrote at 10:23am Jul 16
Awesome!
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Chad wrote at 1:10am Jul 17
This is absoulutely hilarious! Brilliant. You should patent it, LOL!
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Kristin wrote at 2:38am Jul 17
wow this is roflmao!!!! Totallly agree with chad,you should patent it!!!LOL!!!!
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joe wrote at 3:35am Jul 20
zombies feed on living human flesh, this would never work
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Lloyd wrote at 4:29am Jul 23
Hehe. There goes the plot for all zombie movies and games. No guns required, just a brain, stick and rope.
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GS wrote at 9:10am Jul 23
I hear ya SS. This can't work - they'll eventually cross paths with another zombie and maybe choose to eat that zombie's hanging brain, thereby removing his preoccupation and freeing him to chase the brains of humans once again!!!! muuuuwahahahahha
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mysterious black man wrote at 11:53am Jul 23
Wow...how the Hell did they get the sticks on their heads?!
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Sinister wrote at 9:44am Jul 24
Why do they have to be real brains? Maybe they could be brain shaped explosives that go off if the zombies eat them?
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ff wrote at 3:42am Jul 24
tit!
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meegan the vegan wrote at 11:27am Jul 25
what about vegetarian zombies?
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Silo wrote at 10:52am Aug 6
This strategy seems to lack one thing, that is : one zombie would attack the bait of an other zombie, and then we woill be back to the begining
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Alper wrote at 6:08am Oct 8
If you could catch & attach that brain-hook for zobies. You could killed them. They dont attach them selves.
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little alpha wrote at 8:01pm Oct 8
That isn't ellegant. Plus where are you going to get all the brains? humans, so you would kill all the people the zombies were going to eat anyways.
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D wrote at 10:26pm Oct 10
Best solution ever!
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tylerunslow wrote at 8:46pm Oct 14
It's possible that the zombies could become enraged at the thought of not being able to get their own brains so they might lash out at other zombies, trying to steal their brains. Depending on the nature of the zombie, he/she may be territorial and start fighting for its unattainable brain making for either a good arena sport or a good television show for survivors.
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Peter wrote at 12:15pm Nov 8
WAIT A MINUTE suppose one zombie were to eat another zombies "bait" as it were. It would be back to normal :/
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Robyn wrote at 6:37pm Nov 24
They wouldn't go for it, zombies don't eat dead flesh.
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jimbobmcgee wrote at 1:38pm Nov 25
ZOMG, I just totally worked something out...
What if -- just, what if...

...one of the zombies started eating another zombie's brain? Then they'd, uh, start coming after our brains and it would go back to how it was before...
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nnd wrote at 10:42pm Nov 30
Zombie's like fresh meat.
But this is nevertheless great.
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e wrote at 6:29pm Dec 6
wow dumb
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Kinetix wrote at 9:11pm Dec 20
Epic win.
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jhenryis1 wrote at 8:39pm Jan 22
Hahah nice one!
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Ran1a wrote at 11:25pm Jan 27
cool lol rely funny
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a rod wrote at 3:24am Jan 31
if there were zombies, how would you get the stick on their back?
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leah wrote at 7:22am Feb 5
Even better, make the brain reachable with a pressure sensitive explosive embedded so that when they bite down, well....that would be a PERMANENT solution!
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Jamie wrote at 3:55pm Feb 5
but them all in a big circular box so they have to run in circle while they chase their brains.
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angie wrote at 1:04pm Feb 12
ELEGANT SOLUTION !!!! THATS VERY FUNNY STUFF,I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!!
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ha ha wrote at 1:55pm Feb 12
ha ha ha soooooo funny ad a great sulloution to stop em from eatin r brains even thoghue they arnt real
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t-rex wrote at 4:44pm Feb 16
hot zombie sex
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kay wrote at 10:30am Mar 7
um i thought that zombies only liked fresh brains from non-zombie humans.... Aren't they smarter than that.
cute comic though :)
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tania wrote at 4:10pm Mar 7
i love that pic its now my background
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Fin J wrote at 8:32pm Apr 19
pretty sure they would just eat each others brains-on-strings?
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Sam wrote at 8:47am Apr 21
Great :)
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Eric Cooke wrote at 9:50am Apr 21
Flawless plan until the zombies learn to lay down....... DAMN IT back to the drawing board...
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julien wrote at 11:27am Apr 21
i bet they could reach if they REALLY tried hard
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poop on my dick wrote at 7:45am Apr 26
i ejaculated in my pants a little bit when i saw this... im sure they could reach it if they really laugh hard and jizz in their pantalones
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metalzombie wrote at 10:15am Apr 26
Brains on a stick? Om nom nom nom
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therage wrote at 11:05am Apr 26
Everyone needs to calm down...this isn't real but if this ever did happen...it would be jokes! It's just cute and funny!
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LA LA La Lanora wrote at 11:55am Apr 28
HAHAHAHA I love it!
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Lanora Ruiz wrote at 11:56am Apr 28
HAHAHAHA I love it!
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camero wrote at 4:28pm May 7
They wouldn't be able to see each other's brain on a stick if they were mostly boxed around exept for the side that is facing them.
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Mario Trevino wrote at 5:08pm May 7
mi only question is: Who attach the brain to the Zombie???
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Scottie Cunningham wrote at 9:20pm May 7
I've always wondered why zombies went after brain matter in the first place...

The buttocks obviously contains more meat.

Why don't we have vegetarian zombies that hunger for tofu or carrots or something?
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Farmer John wrote at 9:21pm May 7
Damn zombies got into my cabbages again...
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forked wrote at 9:30pm May 7
the next problem is where to get all that brains
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Zackery wrote at 8:15am May 12
lol Zombies Elegant? :O wow me lieks this :D haah and if u think abotu it we already have zombies in RL
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Tanzanette wrote at 1:01pm May 12
Lol!!!!!!!
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hybridmoments wrote at 3:44pm May 26
i hnestly dont no why the fuck all thismatters. its a god damn cartoon. this isnt a fucking episode of Lost, dumbasses
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Charles-Aus wrote at 10:33pm May 26
Even If you had their heads boxed in so the majority of stick brains did not come into view, you would still need some sort of brain detection device that can predict if a stick brain is about to come into view, and that could then activate one of two prods that have previously been inserted into the zombies rectum by criminals such as pedophiles. Left cheek for turn left and right cheek for turn right, Whichever is appropriate depending on the direction the stick brain is coming from. Not sure if you could use criminals for the actual "turn" training though as they may be irresponsible and the next minute we will have hoards of untrained zombies turning left when it should have been right.
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R.C. Collins wrote at 10:42pm May 26
Cute. This would only work in Return of the Living Dead, though, that's the only zombie flick where they ate brains exclusively. Actually, scratch that.. it wouldn't work there either, since those were the "smart" zombies that could talk and reason and would probably figure out a way to get em off the rope. Still cute though.
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Winnie wrote at 6:50am May 27
I thought this comic was really cute and it made me chuckle ... But reading the comments was hilarious-- and yet a little disturbing at the same time. Lighten up people. For those who apparently believe in a zombie envasion- I am willing to bet we are going to be so screwed that we will need to have a more comprehensive plan than a comic, so relax and enjoy it for what it is! Life is too short to be so serious--- after all, the zombies are coming!
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Berty Who wrote at 3:54pm May 27
aHAHAHAHAHAHA genius .
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Charles wrote at 5:54pm May 27
They would eat each others brains
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Bub wrote at 4:58am May 28
i loled
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alice wrote at 5:50am May 28
this is tottaly amazing. children should be taught this at school! hahahahaha
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fuck wrote at 1:30pm May 30
this is funny but it does beg the question whos brains would those be? and everyone knows aside from the typical heroic idiots that if zombies where to make an appearance everyone would be too scared to approach them for fear of becoming one of them
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Tori wrote at 2:20pm Jun 8
to-Scottie Cunningham
well you see vegetarian Zombies eat Grains.
GRAINS... BRAINS. easy to mix up
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Tori wrote at 2:20pm Jun 8
to-Scottie Cunningham
well you see vegetarian Zombies eat Grains.
GRAINS... BRAINS. easy to mix up
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Kimberley wrote at 6:21pm Jun 14
Brilliant!
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KLA wrote at 9:35pm Jun 23
its so funny! it made me lol!
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BlkShroud wrote at 4:40pm Jul 31
To fix the zombie laying down to eat the brain problem u could just use a stick or metal(something stiff) to replace the string so when they lay down it just stays there also the brain is attached by stabbing it into the metal/stick
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lilian wrote at 10:11am Aug 18
haha now just how to get the brains attached to them...
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Paul wrote at 10:16am Sep 6
I am so sick of this zombie fad.
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Jack wrote at 2:35pm Jan 15
Eat brains, get smart
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junebug wrote at 10:42am Mar 10
yo u must be a muthafukin pohead 2 do som shit lik dis i no u was hi wen u thought bout dis .hahahahahah lol
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Madison Link Loves You wrote at 12:56pm Mar 21
Hey...
I wonder if this works... LOVED IT!!!!
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Madison Link Loves You wrote at 12:57pm Mar 21
OH and this person above me USE CORRECT GRAMMAR!!!! its not that hard
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Teh Devil wrote at 2:11pm Mar 21
*it's
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Carmen R wrote at 8:01am Apr 6
put them on treadmills and supply the world with energy!
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Carmen R wrote at 8:01am Apr 6
put them on treadmills and supply the world with energy!
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Sicarus wrote at 5:55am Apr 11
awesome!
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Vivian wrote at 4:27pm May 8
You could just bury dead people with the sicks/brains attached... That's how I'm arranging my funeral now. And you, author, have the honor of attaching my stick/brain.
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Arcturus wrote at 11:09am Jun 20
If you can catch them to put that stuff on them, then why don't you just annihilate them instead?
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Tony wrote at 6:02am Jul 15
Ha Ha I love it. Brilliant work
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BRIANZZZ :P wrote at 9:22pm Jul 15
WOW!?!? BRIANZZZZ!!!
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alexk225 wrote at 9:53pm Nov 13
Very nice site!
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Snowy Owl wrote at 6:42pm Apr 20
It says "leave some love" above the commenting area...most peope didn't...it's a cartoon guys/girls...it's suppose to be funny, which it is whether it makes sense or not...like in the Road Runner...it doesn't make sense that a genius coyoty (however you spell it) that understands physics, math, etc. can't catch this retarded bird that just says "meep meep" and how the coyote doesn't die when it falls 60m. Elmo shouldn't be able to talk...his tongue cant move...it's funny and that's what peope want...most people...
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SnowyOwl wrote at 6:54pm Apr 20
Why are some of you ppl so critical? It says leave some love above where u comment...dont see a lout of it guys and girls... This is just a funny cartoon. Cartoons don't have to be realistic, just funny. Like it doesn't make sense that this genius coyote can't catch this retarded roadrunner bird that just says "beep beep." But its funny so people except it and th
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SnowyOwl wrote at 6:54pm Apr 20
Why are some of you ppl so critical? It says leave some love above where u comment...dont see a lout of it guys and girls... This is just a funny cartoon. Cartoons don't have to be realistic, just funny. Like it doesn't make sense that this genius coyote can't catch this retarded roadrunner bird that just says "beep beep." But its funny so people except it and th
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Chindavone wrote at 10:01am Aug 15
I can't believe the semmur is gone and it's almost time for Halloween again already. The stores are filled with the stuff and I guess it is time for a Halloween song. It must be hard to post a song each week, that's a lot to keep up with. Zombies are definitely appropriate for Halloween time.
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shuffle boy wrote at 1:38pm Mar 25
wow
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nitro wrote at 6:37am Apr 11
How would you attach these sticks, strings, and brains to the zombie in the first place? I feel like instead of taking the time to do all that one could probably just bash its brains in. I'm sorry for being critical but this is just a zombie apocalypse enthusiast. To me this comic is silly. But then again I never know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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Dexter wrote at 12:11am Jul 12
I Lol'd

Leave Some Love

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