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Friday, July 24, 2009

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Drinking makes drawing these take forever. Theres 0 hand/eye coordination. Other than that, no words, lets see who can solve this one...
 

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onetallcanary wrote at 9:15am Jul 23
I love it!
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Dumb-shit wrote at 9:23am Jul 23
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YELLOW AND RED MAKE ORANGE!
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danineteen wrote at 9:54am Jul 23
Maybe the nurse was their child :P
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aly wrote at 10:05am Jul 23
LMFAO , thats so cute .
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Lailoken wrote at 10:05am Jul 23
Unless the nurse is a male nurse, and color is subtractive and not additive...
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Chris Ellis wrote at 10:06am Jul 23
Well, if we were all jellybeans, Maury Povich would be out of a job.
Great one, Mike!
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OB wrote at 5:49am Jul 24
yeah, you were definitely drunk last night... look at that bed, standing up all by itself
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Mac Fanboy wrote at 12:17pm Jul 24
Waaah no CMYK????????
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christiann wrote at 1:09am Jul 24
christiann
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christiann wrote at 1:11am Jul 24
whoops! anyway, nice job with the purple doctor :)
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birdz n beez wrote at 11:44am Jul 25
so they're naked and have no visible gonads...how did they actually reproduce? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS! AAAAAARGH!
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Gazared wrote at 3:34am Jul 28
Yes, but what sex is the baby?
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Jon wrote at 12:52pm Aug 5
Bones came before the robots
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Me me me me wrote at 6:34am Aug 5
LMAO! nice
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bones wrote at 7:42am Aug 5
@Jon: i did?
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eoin wrote at 11:57am Aug 7
hah! great work!
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undumbme wrote at 1:11am Aug 17
I wonder who she will end up being with after all the Drama is over the real father or the other guy?
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Name wrote at 10:46am Aug 23
Wouldn't everyone be brown?
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SirWetBiscuitJr. wrote at 1:51pm Sep 18
So... where do primary colors come from? The civilization of jellybeans are obviously new, and this is the very first generation having birth. However, the jellybean population is extremely intelligent. Every jellybean was created with the knowledge of their trade, may it be engineering, teaching and apparently nursing.
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yo wrote at 2:32pm Sep 26
I'm with you SirWetBiscuitJr, about the jelly beans new civilization, because after a periode of time, mixing all the colors, most will be brown.
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john wrote at 12:22am Sep 28
shopped. no such thing.
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BurntSiennaPerson wrote at 8:48pm Oct 6
@yo and SirWetBiscuitJr.: This just shows that the Jellybeans are most likely very segregated. Either that, or the families of which these three adults belong are very "pure blooded." If the original 3 races are the 3 primary subtractive colors, then it seems that there has been some integration since the doctor is obviously not a primary shade. The fact that he's a doctor shows that the mixing of races can't be that much of a taboo (at least to the interracial couple ... and probably much to the chagrine of their parents). Of course, this is assuming that there is no dominance in any of the pigmentation phenotypes. Whatever... Maybe someday, us humans will mix enough to be a nice shade of brown... although I think my skin tone has quite a head start.
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Sarah wrote at 7:15pm Oct 19
haha I get it. Red and blue make purple, not orange :] Sucks to be you yellow
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David wrote at 4:08pm Nov 7
Haha! Very good. I saw an attempt at mockery online of this picture (forgive my linkage). I just hope it was an attempt at irony.. or someone totally missed the point of this joke. http://www.czeta.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/VALMONT_rgb.jpg
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Carolina wrote at 12:43pm Dec 3
:) cute
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your mom wrote at 2:10pm Dec 3
LOLZ. your famous
http://digg.com/comics_animation/WTF_Red_Blue_Don_t_Make_Orange_Pic
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Mike Gioia wrote at 3:50pm Dec 3
haha, right on your-mom. #1 on digg for the day woot!
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danineteen wrote at 7:25am Dec 7
WOAAHHH. http://www.czeta.it/2009/09/08/rosso-e-blu-non-danno-arancione/ At least they didn't crop out the part of your comic that had the link to your site, otherwise they'd be stealin' an' stuff.
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Bitch wrote at 6:14pm Feb 20
@Lailoken: This would be subtractive color mixing. Pigments are subtractive, light is additive.
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Kaje wrote at 11:58pm Feb 24
MY FAVORITE... of all time!
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Mike wrote at 10:51pm Mar 22
LOL took me a sec to get that :P
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Miss Kshizz wrote at 8:42am Mar 26
I've seen this before, lovvvve it ^^ <3
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Miss Kshizz wrote at 8:46am Mar 26
hmm, i'd venture to suggest that perhaps the children are born the color that their primary parents would make, and as they get older, they become a primary color, like hitting puberty. that way all of the children don't end up being an ugly color in the future? You know, like all babies are born with blue eyes that change as they get older? i actually am not sure if that's 100% true, just throwing it out there. Perhaps overcomplicating things :)
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Miss Kshizz wrote at 8:47am Mar 26
and the purple adult is pulling some kind of crazy michael jackson or plastic surgery kind of thing :p
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alice wrote at 11:04pm Jun 24
i like it :) i have respect for people who put comics up online, its hard to come up with fresh funny materiel. bravo sirs.
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JohnDoe wrote at 7:24am Aug 6
it's a beanie baby haha

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