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Friday, July 24, 2009

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Drinking makes drawing these take forever. Theres 0 hand/eye coordination. Other than that, no words, lets see who can solve this one...
 

What Say You (56)

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onetallcanary wrote at 9:15am Jul 23
I love it!
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Dumb-shit wrote at 9:23am Jul 23
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YELLOW AND RED MAKE ORANGE!
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danineteen wrote at 9:54am Jul 23
Maybe the nurse was their child :P
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aly wrote at 10:05am Jul 23
LMFAO , thats so cute .
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Lailoken wrote at 10:05am Jul 23
Unless the nurse is a male nurse, and color is subtractive and not additive...
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Chris Ellis wrote at 10:06am Jul 23
Well, if we were all jellybeans, Maury Povich would be out of a job.
Great one, Mike!
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OB wrote at 5:49am Jul 24
yeah, you were definitely drunk last night... look at that bed, standing up all by itself
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Mac Fanboy wrote at 12:17pm Jul 24
Waaah no CMYK????????
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christiann wrote at 1:09am Jul 24
christiann
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christiann wrote at 1:11am Jul 24
whoops! anyway, nice job with the purple doctor :)
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birdz n beez wrote at 11:44am Jul 25
so they're naked and have no visible gonads...how did they actually reproduce? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS! AAAAAARGH!
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Gazared wrote at 3:34am Jul 28
Yes, but what sex is the baby?
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Jon wrote at 12:52pm Aug 5
Bones came before the robots
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Me me me me wrote at 6:34am Aug 5
LMAO! nice
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bones wrote at 7:42am Aug 5
@Jon: i did?
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eoin wrote at 11:57am Aug 7
hah! great work!
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undumbme wrote at 1:11am Aug 17
I wonder who she will end up being with after all the Drama is over the real father or the other guy?
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Name wrote at 10:46am Aug 23
Wouldn't everyone be brown?
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SirWetBiscuitJr. wrote at 1:51pm Sep 18
So... where do primary colors come from? The civilization of jellybeans are obviously new, and this is the very first generation having birth. However, the jellybean population is extremely intelligent. Every jellybean was created with the knowledge of their trade, may it be engineering, teaching and apparently nursing.
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yo wrote at 2:32pm Sep 26
I'm with you SirWetBiscuitJr, about the jelly beans new civilization, because after a periode of time, mixing all the colors, most will be brown.
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john wrote at 12:22am Sep 28
shopped. no such thing.
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BurntSiennaPerson wrote at 8:48pm Oct 6
@yo and SirWetBiscuitJr.: This just shows that the Jellybeans are most likely very segregated. Either that, or the families of which these three adults belong are very "pure blooded." If the original 3 races are the 3 primary subtractive colors, then it seems that there has been some integration since the doctor is obviously not a primary shade. The fact that he's a doctor shows that the mixing of races can't be that much of a taboo (at least to the interracial couple ... and probably much to the chagrine of their parents). Of course, this is assuming that there is no dominance in any of the pigmentation phenotypes. Whatever... Maybe someday, us humans will mix enough to be a nice shade of brown... although I think my skin tone has quite a head start.
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Sarah wrote at 7:15pm Oct 19
haha I get it. Red and blue make purple, not orange :] Sucks to be you yellow
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David wrote at 4:08pm Nov 7
Haha! Very good. I saw an attempt at mockery online of this picture (forgive my linkage). I just hope it was an attempt at irony.. or someone totally missed the point of this joke. http://www.czeta.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/VALMONT_rgb.jpg
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Carolina wrote at 12:43pm Dec 3
:) cute
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your mom wrote at 2:10pm Dec 3
LOLZ. your famous
http://digg.com/comics_animation/WTF_Red_Blue_Don_t_Make_Orange_Pic
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Mike Gioia wrote at 3:50pm Dec 3
haha, right on your-mom. #1 on digg for the day woot!
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danineteen wrote at 7:25am Dec 7
WOAAHHH. http://www.czeta.it/2009/09/08/rosso-e-blu-non-danno-arancione/ At least they didn't crop out the part of your comic that had the link to your site, otherwise they'd be stealin' an' stuff.
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Bitch wrote at 6:14pm Feb 20
@Lailoken: This would be subtractive color mixing. Pigments are subtractive, light is additive.
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Kaje wrote at 11:58pm Feb 24
MY FAVORITE... of all time!
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Mike wrote at 10:51pm Mar 22
LOL took me a sec to get that :P
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Miss Kshizz wrote at 8:42am Mar 26
I've seen this before, lovvvve it ^^ <3
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Miss Kshizz wrote at 8:46am Mar 26
hmm, i'd venture to suggest that perhaps the children are born the color that their primary parents would make, and as they get older, they become a primary color, like hitting puberty. that way all of the children don't end up being an ugly color in the future? You know, like all babies are born with blue eyes that change as they get older? i actually am not sure if that's 100% true, just throwing it out there. Perhaps overcomplicating things :)
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Miss Kshizz wrote at 8:47am Mar 26
and the purple adult is pulling some kind of crazy michael jackson or plastic surgery kind of thing :p
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alice wrote at 11:04pm Jun 24
i like it :) i have respect for people who put comics up online, its hard to come up with fresh funny materiel. bravo sirs.
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JohnDoe wrote at 7:24am Aug 6
it's a beanie baby haha
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Jack wrote at 7:11am Jan 15
Wow, the baby seems to know it's real father
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Sam wrote at 4:35pm Jan 27
yellow dude was totally busted! blue man's gunna killl you
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Kelsey Ribbeck wrote at 5:18pm Feb 25
Cutee (:
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Enea wrote at 9:43am Mar 2
Wouldn't take long before everyone were brown though. If they keep mixing. True story.
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Tangi wrote at 12:54pm Mar 2
Guys, it's a picture... Don't take is so seriously xD
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Tnagiettte wrote at 7:07pm Mar 6
BOOOOOOOO!!!!! This sucked.
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Brian wrote at 2:18pm Mar 26
maybe the mother was yellow recessive...
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Brian wrote at 2:18pm Mar 26
sorry, meant the father
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vedette wrote at 11:08am Mar 28
yellow bean is screwed
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carlsanchez wrote at 4:29pm Mar 28
the baby has no limbs!
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Sean wrote at 6:06am Apr 14
Well, it's pretty obvious who the father is.
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Cats wrote at 4:05pm Apr 15
<3
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RainingOnRedMonster wrote at 8:44am Apr 25
<heart>
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Rifi wrote at 11:17pm Apr 30
Maybe the colors combine for girls and recess for males, meaning that a line of girls could create a shade of mixed colors, whereas a boy would cause the colors to go back to prime, thus a red girl could be caused by a rarity wherin a girl recesses.
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Mr Man wrote at 12:11pm Jun 2
What if yellow is a recessive gene, the blue jellybean could have it but it would be overruled by the dominant blue gene. Something like that anyway.
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Luna wrote at 5:55pm Jun 5
Коллеги , подскажите , кто знает или сталкивался.

Хочу купить подвеску с бриллиантом массой более карата, но понимаю , что это стоит очень дорого и мне не по карману.

Но слышала , что есть облагороженные бриллианты, которые ничем не отличаются от обычных, но стоят дешевле в

два раза.

Кто-нибудь вообще держал такие в руках, они правда прекрасны ?
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Evan wrote at 7:42pm Jul 30
First of all, I think that this entire species of a sweet candy with humanlike appendages was created in a second dimensional universe and added to this webpage simply for these posts to be put on this website, in some way indirectly causing the 2-d jellybean people universe to become a reality, only in a parallel universe. Not ours. In other words this picture is a window into a future dimension, and a self fulfilling prophecy. Please tell me if you have any objection to this hypothesis. But before you do, consider the fact that there are probably an infinite amount of universes, all created in differing periods of time. But for time travel to exist ( which it most probably does), then all moments in time would only seem to be going In some order, but would actually be occurring infinitely at the same time. Therefore proving that all of the infinite types of universes would exist at the same time and there would definitely be a universe only consisting of this picture. Then, considering all of the chain of events that happened after the fact of this picture being drawn and posted and the infinite amount of changes in this universe it caused, and therefore the infinite amount of new universes it started, then you would see that this picture caused the universe wholly dedicated to this picture to be created because there are an infinite amount of universes created from this.
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SirWetBiscuitJr. wrote at 9:41pm Jul 30
Evan: That realm is called... LittleBigPlanet.
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kellyisnotmyname wrote at 2:29pm Aug 1
i get it! the doctor is suprised because red and blue dont make orange. it turns out that red slept with yellow and blue didnt figure it out until now. so when yellow tries to bring red some flowers, blue wants to kill him. and thats why red is nervous(hince the sweat).
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HWT wrote at 2:54pm Jan 10
nobody here seems to understand this comic... A jelly bean is produced by a cloning process which requires dna from two beans; its color is a blend of the two "parent" beans. The bean in the green gown is the purple "offspring" of the red and blue beans. The yellow bean dropped by to introduce the new addition to the beanbag to its half-sibling orange bean, produced by a "one night stand" with the red bean. Yellowbean brought flowers, hoping to indice the blue bean to make a little green bean, thus filling out the rainbow. Seems to be working!

Quite touching, actually, if not really haha funny....

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