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Thursday, August 12, 2010

You march right back up those stairs and take that shit off your face this instant. I swear to god, I will beat you till the cows come home if that's not off in 5 minutes. You think you're some sort of hussy? Huh? With your hoochie pants and your mini skirts. Well not in this house, sweetie. Not now, not ever. Why'd I send you to Catholic school? It sure as hell didn't do a damn thing for you! Sluttin it up with the public school boys. You just wait till your father hears about this. You just wait, he'll have a thing or two to say about all this, and if the good Lord knows what's best for ya, he'll have the wherewithall in 'em to beat this sense into that thick skull of yours. Two across the cheeks, one across the crown. That's what my father showed me, and look how I turned out!

What Say You (12)

Andrew wrote at 8:19pm Aug 12
Pro! haha. Art looks a little different, sharper maybe. Or maybe I'm just imagining things
Mike Gioia wrote at 8:24pm Aug 12
It might be, I'm now using a wacom tablet to draw these. which takes a little getting used to, but I think the lines are nicer.
Teh Devil wrote at 1:13am Aug 13
Mom, you _know_ she needs makeup... She's literally a cow!
jd wrote at 6:37am Aug 13
you drew this one purely for the alt text.
Mike Gioia wrote at 7:46am Aug 13
you got that right, jd. you got that right.
brazilnut wrote at 7:57am Aug 13
I miss stationery week. =(
eman wrote at 12:25pm Aug 13
it's funny because even female pigs are sluts
Teh Devil wrote at 1:30pm Aug 13
It's a little known fact that pigs like to roll around in mud to reduce their body temperature on hot days. So, technically speaking, some mud on this lovely pig girl's face literally does makes her "look cooler". :D
Constemplated wrote at 2:37pm Aug 15
Pearl necklace?! Her father must bring home the bacon.
Socks wrote at 8:25pm Aug 15
Why is Mom naked under the apron? Gross.
Phil of Delphia wrote at 6:31am Aug 16
Socks, it's like that old Drug Awareness ad:

Parent's who are sluts have children who are sluts.
Jack wrote at 8:20am Jan 15
Ok, it's something else :)

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