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Thursday, March 11, 2010

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And please, before anyone gets up in arms about this, read the guy's contact me page. And then check out his 'retarded emails' where he posts hate mail along with their name and email address.
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Captain Canuck wrote at 9:14pm Mar 10
Lol, well done.
Also Oatmeal is retarded because of all that scrolling down
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Anthony wrote at 9:48pm Mar 10
But I _like_ The Oatmeal! And I like your comics! You even sent me one. :) It's on my wall now, directly above my Book of Kells poster.

Don't make me chooooose between two excellent sources of internet, er, excellence. :p

Can't we all just get along? Or, in the words of Marge Simpson, "let's none of us have a cow!"

Aight.
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Oatmeal wrote at 10:08pm Mar 10
Finally, somebody else who hates Oatmeal.
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Ray wrote at 10:09pm Mar 10
Uhm, you're really not going to like the fallout from this one. And the first two panels were good, the last two weren't funny at all, merely mean.

Of course, I may just be a retard (really, I probably am, lots of evidence for that). I started reading you first, but frankly The Oatmeal makes me laugh more often than you do.
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yo wrote at 10:09pm Mar 10
I used to be a fan of both this and The Oatmeal as well. Until, like the author of this comic, I read their contact me page and retarded email page. Turned me right off.

Thank you for opening my eyes :)
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;P Anon wrote at 10:40pm Mar 10
Please don't make another one of these... I read your comic cause I like the style and you emulated the oatmeal just a little too well:( <3s for apokalips being its awesome self again! You ROCK!
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A Nony wrote at 10:45pm Mar 10
Jealous of someone's book deal, are we?
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marcus wrote at 10:50pm Mar 10
Oh, wow, that's funny, and the drama on top of it! Perfect!
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s wrote at 11:11pm Mar 10
finally a good comic
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HelenMirrensMerkin wrote at 12:10am Mar 11
darn - was kinda hoping it'd end up with a gOatsemeal panel; xkcd has goatkcd
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Roshan wrote at 12:11am Mar 11
Wow, panels 3 and 4 are really just mean. Also, this is all really rich from someone who made a Google-autocomplete joke just two comics ago.
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Constructive Criticism wrote at 1:05am Mar 11
How to make Apokalips: 1) Take a funny concept 2) Butcher the delivery
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Kristin wrote at 5:21am Mar 11
Hahaha trueeee shit!
Kinda mean but hey we're all bitches deep down inside :p
I still love the Oatmeal though!
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random subscriber's opinion wrote at 5:40am Mar 11
wow... what a hater
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Ira wrote at 5:54am Mar 11
The what?
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3!LL wrote at 6:16am Mar 11
How to make me never return to your site:
Bash another webcomic.
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Eugen wrote at 6:17am Mar 11
I like you both. I've laughed out loud at both of your "stuffs". WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST... GET ALONG? na na na na naaaa
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steve wrote at 6:33am Mar 11
Oh dear... resorted to attacking another comic, have we. Poor show, bad judgement. I won't be back.
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sad face wrote at 6:44am Mar 11
oatmeal > apokalips

good day sir,
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Mike Gioia wrote at 6:45am Mar 11
i wouldn't call it "resorting", steve... are certain things not open for critique / lambasting?
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LULZ wrote at 6:56am Mar 11
zomg I'M NEVER COMING BACK BECAUSE YOU MADE FUN OF AN SEO WHORE THAT MAKES SIMPLE MEME COMICS APPEALING TO THE MASSES!!!!! :( :( :(

laugh or go back to oatmeal's simplicity and arrogance
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Ian Cheong wrote at 7:18am Mar 11
Well done. Oatmeal is overrated.
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bob wrote at 7:19am Mar 11
fuck man why can't i be a pterodactyl?
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Cesar wrote at 7:32am Mar 11
I read you both, and I'm pleased to say I'm very glad to do so.
I just didn't get the negative comments to this comic. I guess we are supposed to have the right to say whatever you want on the net, including making fun with someone else. I don't think readers should be worried about My Apokalips making fun of The Oatmeal. This just means we will soon read a funny joke about My Apokalips on The Oatmeal.
Please, find something else to worry about and enjoy the comics!
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Cenk wrote at 7:33am Mar 11
This is only funny because it looks like it is in fact an Oatmeal comic.
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Jake wrote at 7:44am Mar 11
I loved the comic, and I love Oatmeal (the food and the web comic). A lot of you are taking this to a new level of internet-crazy. It is not like you are married to the comic, it is OK to read them both even if the illustrators don't like each other.
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jim wrote at 7:48am Mar 11
what are you 10 years old? i chuckle at your comic sometimes.. i also chuckle at the oatmeal sometimes.. this just sounds like you're jealous... it isn't even that funny.
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Joel wrote at 7:51am Mar 11
I'm pretty good are recognizing jealousy and humor when I see it.. You sure bring the hate but sadly I can't find the funny.

Piss off mate!
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:W wrote at 7:52am Mar 11
I don't understand why people who are commenting are so offended...

I mean, they're pointing out the faults of a guy who is arrogant and writes shitty comics. He's not a burn victim, a saint, or an important person, he's an asshole who has nothing better to do except pretend he's a grammatical genius and come up with reasons for punching dolphins. Since when was it not ok to make fun of assholes?
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Blind Follower wrote at 8:02am Mar 11
I've never heard of The Oatmeal, but that guy can suck my balls!
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John wrote at 8:02am Mar 11
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
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har wrote at 8:06am Mar 11
Now if you could only make a satirical comic detailing how to make your own comic even remotely funny you'd be golden.
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Grace wrote at 8:09am Mar 11
Sure, the *style* is imitable. Yet, it's the dripping sardonic humor and wit behind Oatmeal's comics that make it funny, memorable and relatable. Goddamn but do I hate bad grammar, printers and talking on the phone.
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Dreg wrote at 8:10am Mar 11
Right on. Pity you come across as bitter in the final panel, though.
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Noah Rosenrosen wrote at 8:11am Mar 11
mother of Bob, this is amazing. I like how you've cranked the lambaste level from stun to kill. I like it a lot.
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Mark wrote at 8:34am Mar 11
There are plenty of webcomic artists that have the talent and command the respect to mock The Oatmeal, but sadly you are far from being on that level. My advice to you: don't play with matches that are bigger than you are.
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Monkeyman wrote at 8:38am Mar 11
Well... I'm sorry, but the Oatmeal is better drawn and funnier than your comic.
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apokalips is a hater wrote at 8:59am Mar 11
hey you suck.
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jair wrote at 9:07am Mar 11
people are really getting offended by this comic. i don't think this is offensive, is just funny. i imagine that the oatmeal guy will think this is funny too and will make a revenge comic, what would be fun.
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another tyrannosaurus wrote at 9:30am Mar 11
I'm just another tyrannosaurus
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Violator wrote at 9:33am Mar 11
How to make a boring comic full of spite and jelousy = see above.
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where the hell am I? wrote at 9:41am Mar 11
Hey, look, somebody I've never heard of grabbing traffic by mocking a more popular website. You win the internet!
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VanDurston wrote at 9:44am Mar 11
Are other comics open to criticism? Absolutely. Any medium of expression is. That being said, if you ARE going to level criticisms, you open yourself to them, doubly so. And unfortunately, this comic is guilty of many of the same transgressions. Plagarism? Matt Groening might find your use of "Clamps" interesting. Other users on Reddit have already called him out on other "borrowings". And speaking of Reddit, boy you sure are about to enjoy the same suck-fest of fame from Reddit and Digg, except this time it is going to be on someone else's coattails.

And please don't use Gurewitch's name, you aren't fit to speak it. You are not even in the same league, artistically or comically.

Not only are you butt-hurt, your just not funny.
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haters gonna hate wrote at 9:51am Mar 11
http://bit.ly/bdXpqE
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Declan wrote at 9:55am Mar 11
Spot on.
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Andrew wrote at 9:55am Mar 11
0/10
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fidget wrote at 9:58am Mar 11
Your science puns and henny youngman one-liners are lame. Oatmeal smokes you.
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Jack wrote at 9:59am Mar 11
Somewhat true, but it's not like everything here is A+ material either.
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some guy wrote at 10:07am Mar 11
i hate that oatmeal guy but i still read all of his comics. random violence between comics rocks so good. now make fun of xkcd. (that guy's like some weird nerd/douche combo.)
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that same guy later wrote at 10:12am Mar 11
actually, xkcd guy is more like a douche projected onto the nerd axis.
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wow wrote at 10:17am Mar 11
so i just went to oatmeal.com never having been, and holy crap it was like a page full of chain emails and inane lists. what a bunch of populist crap in 50pt font. go play farmville.

Apokalips is way better.

"15 reasons printers were sent from hell"??? seriously?
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fed wrote at 10:24am Mar 11
SHIT IS CASH!

The Oatmeal is gay. It's mostly some loser ranting about how annoying his web design clients are. Argh I hate people giving me money for a job that shouldn't even exist!
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Zac wrote at 10:30am Mar 11
I genuinely dislike you now.
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I hate you wrote at 10:30am Mar 11
I genuinely hate you now.
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Stabbins wrote at 10:50am Mar 11
a WELCOMED jab, oatmeal blows at everything except marketing a mediocre product
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louley wrote at 10:55am Mar 11
I don't think that people are offended by this comic ... I think that they are just finding it unfunny, immature, and unnecessarily mean spirited. Which I am inclined to agree with.
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Evan wrote at 11:02am Mar 11
I'm loving this :)
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A Huge Vagina wrote at 11:06am Mar 11
Mean people are so mean! Mean people were mean to me once, and I didn't like it. I don't like seeing mean stuff happen anywhere to anyone. The anonymity of the internet empowers me to finally stand up for those who can't do it themselves. I feel the need to really chastise this cartoonist for my dear friend, whom I have never met or spoken to. I also enjoy commenting on youtube videos.

Shame on you, Apokalips Guy, Shame. On. You.

I hope The Oatmeal Guy is okay. Does anybody know? Somebody should call him. I feel sooo bad. He must be really sad. I remember I was really sad when people were mean to me. Poor guy. I think I'm going to make him a card. Will you guys all sign it??

You're a mean, mean meanieface, Apokalips!
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Hal wrote at 11:09am Mar 11
Petty. And your sh** isn't wasn't ever exactly groundbreaking. Enjoy my page load today. *Unsubscribe*
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Hal? wrote at 11:20am Mar 11
Hal?? Noooo! Come back!
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Team Captain wrote at 11:23am Mar 11
Alright, we're going to be "Team Apokalips"... I'll take... the kid that hit puberty early, the hot chick, and the jocks... Team Oatmeal... you can have the fat kid, Asthmatic Andy, and... the chess team.

Game on.
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Grant wrote at 11:24am Mar 11
Liking retarded stuff, doesn't make you retarded guys. It's okay. No need to get defensive. This is spot on, and I'm loving this website.
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Trey wrote at 11:25am Mar 11
Team Apokalips!!! WOO
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Someone from Argentina wrote at 11:36am Mar 11
It's so crazy but I just open two windows. One was the oatmeal and the other was this window... It was kind of... crazy... I'm still shock for this... wow...
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Job shouldn't exist? wrote at 11:39am Mar 11
Fed, you are retarded. If you think graphic design shouldn't exist you should probably no longer partake in the internet....
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REALITY-IN-YOUR-FACE wrote at 11:45am Mar 11
the oatmeal is an seo/spammer d-bag
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HahaaaaAhahhh wrote at 11:45am Mar 11
This is the most unfunny comic I have ever read. Please do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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eric wrote at 12:01pm Mar 11
I have never heard of the oatmeal till I just googled it and looked at the page. Absolutely terrible.
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wheres the beef? wrote at 12:12pm Mar 11
How is -this- not reddit/digg bait? I get what you're saying, but it's kind of like when a less famous rapper tries to start "beef" with a more famous one. You're just using Oatmeal so you can get some page views. That's way more obnoxious to me than "whaaaaaaats the deal with printers? Amirite?!"
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your work is shit wrote at 12:20pm Mar 11
Shiit. . your a no talent fuckstick, I had never heard of Apokalips and it's probably because its fucking crap. This post is power troll bait && lose.
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yo wrote at 12:21pm Mar 11
HOLY FUCKING CHINESE PEOPLE, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
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cowboyvenus wrote at 12:32pm Mar 11
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!
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Dolemite wrote at 12:35pm Mar 11
I want the two minutes of my life bac... Oh look! Shiny!!
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Alex wrote at 12:38pm Mar 11
I genuinely enjoyed this, as I have enjoyed all of your comics. Don't listen to everyone else; this is fantastic.
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ob wrote at 12:38pm Mar 11
i love people who are saying "i've never even heard of Apokalips before" and well now??
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Leave some love wrote at 12:48pm Mar 11
fuck 'em, roll with the punches. If oatmeal can't take a joke, well have a cry.
I like most of your comics - this was brave, and my son, fortune favours the bold!
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DMG wrote at 1:21pm Mar 11
Oh, you, uh, got a little something there. Right there. Not there, there. I think it's a little speck of your self-conscious fear of being bettered showing.
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Well That Was Fun wrote at 1:29pm Mar 11
Just thought I should say that my first introduction to your comic was the bashing of another comic by illustrating the basic logic utilized by said comic; that tactic can be applied to ANYTHING to make it sound stupid. I won't be coming back.
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Jetstream wrote at 1:35pm Mar 11
must say, you come off a lil' jealous. and wtf is myspokalips.. never even heard until someone linked me
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Mike Gioia wrote at 1:39pm Mar 11
I think some of you guys take The Oatmeal a little too seriously.
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fuzzyjedi wrote at 1:42pm Mar 11
i love you mike
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Mike Gioia wrote at 1:49pm Mar 11
I love you too, fuzzyjedi. I love you too.
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cowboyvenus wrote at 1:59pm Mar 11
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING ABOUT!!!!!!!
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John wrote at 2:06pm Mar 11
I'm not particularly offended by this comic. I read Apokalips more often, though I find The Oatmeal funnier. Don't get me wrong, though like both The Oatmeal and Apokalips. However, the old "don't take it so seriously" defense lies only one notch above the "get a life" defense. We just post comments on the internet. You drew an entire WEB COMIC about it.
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slimredninja wrote at 2:08pm Mar 11
Oatmeal is no Morning Squirtz but then neither are you. You are however much better then oatmeal. http://www.morningsquirtz.com/Chester_Molester.html
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magnets wrote at 2:14pm Mar 11
spot on! you get my thumbs up!
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Noah Rosenrosen wrote at 2:33pm Mar 11
Morning Squirtz is horrible. You're doing good, Mike. I thought your Oatmeal of the Oatmeal was awesome and in no way speaks of your insecurities as a webcomicist. It does speak volumes about your tiny penis size, but I think you've come to terms with that already.
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Mike Gioia wrote at 2:38pm Mar 11
Haha, I came to terms with that after those pictures got released on the internet.
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Disappointed wrote at 3:44pm Mar 11
The Oatmeal Guy Responded on Reddit, it doesn't look like there will be a sweet webcomic war. (I can't copy the embedded links, but it is under the Oatmeal vs. Apokalips thread):

In many of my comics I pick topics that everyone can relate to, but I also create a wide variety of others that don't follow that formula. The list format comics are my biggest traffic drivers, but my passion really lies in some of my less-trafficked comics and stories.

I don't understand why, when criticizing a webcomic, the first thing people attack is the artwork. Does Cyanide and happiness become less funny because they're stick figures attached to ovals? What about the fuuuuu rage threads? Or this paintbrushed-but-hilarious masterpiece? Some of my artwork is crappy, yeah, but a lot of it isn't (that goddamn coffee cup took forever to draw). Also, apokalips is no Nicholas Gurewitch, either.

Also, I think in all my webcomics I've only ever used one pie chart. When I create an infographic piece I try to draw things in a way that makes you see it differently, rather than just firing off statistics and showing some silly line graphs.

Reading this comic, I got the impression that the author thinks we're in some kind of competition - that one day someone is going to pin a medal on us for having the best webcomic on the internet. I'd create a retort in comic form, but I'm actually working on a comic about Nikola Tesla right now and all the badassticular stuff he did with electricity, and I'd rather put my energy into that instead. Seems silly to get in a webcomic pissing match when we both could be burning the creative fire on other things. I'm not really familiar with apokalips, but my advice to the author is to just keep churning out content and draw whatever makes you happy.

Lastly, congrats to apokalips for finally getting some reddit upvotes for one of your comics. The only other comic which received a significant amount of upvotes was the one you did about zombies, a topic some might refer to as a "tired internet meme."

-The Oatmeal
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soyjo wrote at 3:46pm Mar 11
Not that you have the comic timing, but man, this is your best comic...
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You should have... wrote at 3:48pm Mar 11
Made fun of The Oatmeal's anybody-can-do-it template of randomly inserting ridiculous activities, adjectives, or similes that have nothing to do with the topic at hand... and how he sneaks in hidden click-advertisements.
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shitty meal wrote at 3:49pm Mar 11
oatmeal blows
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me wrote at 3:55pm Mar 11
u mad
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Mike Gioia wrote at 4:16pm Mar 11
Well I can't say thats not a fair retort.

But ehhh Tesla? I'm not getting in to it again, but thats really another reddit thing too and it's pretty well documented. Also, Kate Beaton covered it pretty thoroughly: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=61

Ok, done, I'm done.
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Sparklestheunicorn wrote at 11:14pm Mar 11
Well, I totally disagree with you, but whatever, I still love your comic. The people who decided to stop reading are dumb asses. So what you have to stop reading cause Mike has a differing viewpoint? Oh no, someone said something you disagree with, the world is coming to an end!
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Paddy wrote at 12:07am Mar 12
I think Oatmeal's comics are funnier than yours for the most part.

:/

Sorry.
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Ryan wrote at 5:33am Mar 12
So let me get this straight; you're a no name web-comic taking a jab at a successful webcomic...yawn.
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Argentina here again wrote at 6:46am Mar 12
I really like the Oatmeal and this comic was very funny to me

WHY IS THERE A NEED TO TAKE A SIDE ???

Men... People just loves the titles that has a "vs" in the middle, no matter who is behind
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Mollie wrote at 7:55am Mar 12
What a shame, I used to enjoy this webcomic, but petty name-calling is a huge turnoff. Bad karma, man.

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