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Ugly Tie

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

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Wincing in agony, years of ridicule behind his grating teeth, Tie McPherson raises a shaking hand to his head. He can feel the sweet relief of cold steel kissing his temple as he curses those who brought him to this point. The holiday parties, the crazy-tie days, the years of waiting in the depths of the closet with each day a struggle to find a meaning. He whispers "I'm sorry" through saliva and clenched teeth as his fingers make his final decision.
 

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mylastnameiskare-o wrote at 12:46pm May 11
haha. tom getting pooped on at work again.
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cp wrote at 7:42am May 19
Godammit Tom, do something.
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Grace wrote at 6:03am Jun 17
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaaahahahahahhahahah
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UnBzar wrote at 8:11am Jun 17
Poor Tom...
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Greyh0und wrote at 8:58am Jun 17
Depends wether you think shit is ugly or not =3
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jackie wrote at 12:19pm Jun 19
hahahah, ties have feelings too
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Dinopression wrote at 3:45am Jun 24
WOE BE UNTO THE TIE DIE HURT
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DooDoo wrote at 11:58am Jun 26
The alt text is lulz
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Ant Scented Spray wrote at 9:54am Jul 13
Dye tie, dye.
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Kayeos wrote at 3:17am Jul 14
The origin of Tie-die [purposely mispelt-- thankyou very much] I like it.
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capt. malcolm reynolds wrote at 6:18am Jul 24
no, no, no...that's all wrong. for maximum lethality, he'd put the gun in his mouth. he'll only get a graze shooting from that direction.
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Vathamire wrote at 7:39am Aug 5
The lengty hover thing makes it really sad. :(
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Drea wrote at 5:45am Aug 19
Poor tie.
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some chick wrote at 3:03am May 1
This made me laugh out loud :D
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Jack wrote at 7:56am Jan 15
You see? A tie kills
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Some girl named Sarah wrote at 10:48pm Feb 17
The desriptions intense. Thats pretty good
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jesusfcker wrote at 6:35pm May 14
oh my gosh so horrible this is awful too serious this not a joke poor tie :/

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