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The Axe Effect

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Monday, April 27, 2009

43 comments
Moral of the story: if Axe isn't getting you an infinite supply of girls, you're just not spraying enough.
 

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Doodah wrote at 6:29am Apr 27
Morally objectionable, yet, awkwardly comforting.
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That Guy wrote at 6:49am Apr 27
He's so in!
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rohipnol wrote at 11:43am Apr 27
so axe is like roofies?
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smyd wrote at 1:34am Apr 27
Actually some british teens died of axe body spray already because they were in a confined space.
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bharath wrote at 2:01am Apr 27
Nice comment box
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jkhg wrote at 2:58am Apr 27
Not even remotely funny
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lobido wrote at 4:12am Apr 27
She axed for it.
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I AM QUINN, SEE MY RED FACE wrote at 4:22am Apr 28
Kudos to the "she axed for it" comment
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COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK wrote at 8:41am Apr 28
that guy has mad game
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UHADDALOL wrote at 10:35am May 4
ZOMFG! LOLZ WIN!!
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Eman wrote at 8:48am May 26
60% of the time it works, every time
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Cody wrote at 12:20pm Jun 5
I need to get some Axe :P
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King wrote at 12:08pm Jun 16
I can't believe nobody mentioned that this makes him an Axe murderer!
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DirtyBirdNJ wrote at 4:10am Jun 17
I think you've figured out the only actual reality-based application for axe bodyspray.
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uKrease wrote at 5:24am Jun 19
Oh King....10 points for the Axe murderer comment...classic.
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axe kills wrote at 8:00am Jun 19
Axe body spray has killed people before. They used it in an enclosed unventilated space and didn't have enough air :D
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jacklynn wrote at 12:17pm Jun 19
hahahahahahha yeah baby, axe body spray good!
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isis wrote at 12:49pm Jun 21
Hmm. A rape joke. Gosh, that's original. Wow, how smart you are!
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Mike Gioia wrote at 12:34pm Jun 23
You could say that about any joke, isis. You'd be hard pressed to find a topic that hasn't been covered yet.
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jonny wrote at 2:25am Jul 4
hey u nicked this from cyanide and happiness
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Leaving some Love wrote at 8:55am Jul 4
Quoted from Wikipedia: "Potential for solvent abuse and subsequent death amongst young people: On January 12, 2008 a 12 year old boy in Derbyshire, England died in hospital five days after collapsing at his home. The medical coroner ruled that he had suffered from cardiac arrhythmia and died from heart failure as a result of excessive inhalation of Lynx." (it's called lynx in the UK)
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Kayeos wrote at 3:06am Jul 14
Darn. I was beat to the Axe Murderer comment... that was my immediate thought after I read it.
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Jonny M wrote at 12:23pm Jul 17
I swear i saw this on cyanide and happiness, who ripped off who???
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name wrote at 11:51am Jul 17
I hate axe with a firey burning passion,but alll the guys love it.
It just smells like dial soap to me,whats the appeal?
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A dude wrote at 1:27am Jul 20
I would rather be around smokers than Axe smelling people. AXE makes me almost die!
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Mike Hunt wrote at 10:16am Jul 20
Smelling boys with Axe on makes me purr like a walrus!
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blah wrote at 11:21am Jul 20
Axe smells bad + People use it = Great marketing
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Frosty wrote at 1:48am Jul 23
hes an Axe HOLE !!!
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penis wrote at 1:53am Aug 3
smellin AXE makes me wanna suck a JAGGON!!
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Axe wrote at 10:45am Aug 9
Morally sick...if Axe is gonna do this kind of ads, its already outta business
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Justin wrote at 10:25am Aug 12
What's the big deal? She totally fell for him...
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pacman wrote at 2:05am Aug 13
i didn't get this for a while, in the UK its called lynx not axe
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ASTROTURFING wrote at 7:35am Mar 11
HAHA! I NEVER THOUGH RAPE COULD BE THIS FUNNY TIL YOU SHOWED ME HOW!!!

A++++
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Cristina wrote at 1:35pm Mar 23
lmao the comments are funnier than the damn comic.
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noob rape 551 wrote at 2:56am Mar 25
lolz i tried it on mah sister
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asf wrote at 3:15pm Jul 19
Necrophilia?
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Lolzerz wrote at 8:31pm Jul 31
Rape is ALWAYS funny.
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anon wrote at 5:16pm Aug 5
AWSUM! TWO RAPE JOKES!
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An Author just wrote at 2:50pm Nov 5
pacman so true axe is the exact same just different name. In NZ its called LYNX and theres ones like Africa, Twisted and Chocolate. I went to Korea a couple of monthes ago and got confused til my frend said its Lynx just named Axe
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Thursday wrote at 1:36pm Jan 5
Oh man! I've been shuffling through since the beginning and this is the first one to make me laugh out loud. Brilliantly subtle with the right level of pizzaz.
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Jack wrote at 7:02am Jan 15
my god, the commercial was right
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z wrote at 1:50pm Dec 24
Axe Murderer? More like Axe Rapist
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